When I take a long time,I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it,I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it,he is too busy.
When I do something without being told,I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same,it is initiative.
When I please my boss,it is apple-polishing.
When my boss pleases his boss,he is co-operating.
When I do good,my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong ,my boss never forgets.