Coming together is beginning.
Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success.
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Cooperation is doing with a smile
What you have to do anyhow.
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One of the greatest source of energy is
The pride in what you are doing.
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Do important jobs now,before they become urgent.
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Working with people is difficult.
But not impossible.
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You never know what you can do,before you try.
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The tongue of a idle person is never idle.
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Leadership is action,not position.
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Soft words never break teeth.
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A smile is a curve that sets many things straight.
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Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood.
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Most people do not lack the strength to succeed:
They lack the will.
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People respect for what you are;
Not for you pretend to be.
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Success is never final.
Failure is never fatal.
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We hate some people because we donot know them.
And we will never know them because we hate them.
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When I take a long time,I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it,I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it,he is too busy.
When I do something without being told,I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same,it is initiative.
When I please my boss,it is apple-polishing.
When my boss pleases his boss,he is co-operating.
When I do good,my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong ,my boss never forgets.

''Excuse me,sir.I think I know you.I am sure I have seen your face somewhere else.''
'That is impossible.I have worn it always in the same place.'
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Mother Therasa:You should be happy that God sends you suffering.They are kisses from Jesus.
Child:Then,Mother.please tell Jesus not to kiss me so much.
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Client:A mousetrap please,but quickly,as I have to catch the next bus.
Shopkeeper:Sorry sir,we don't have mousetraps that big.
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Outside a second hand shop:
We exchange everything,bicycles,washing machine etc.Why not bring your husband along and get a wonderful bargain?
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On a motorway garage:
Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps.Your life may not be worth much for you but our petrol is for us.
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An officer while on transfer told about the present place:
''It is so beautiful here in the winter that heaven didn't interest me.And it is so hot in the summer that hell doesn't scare me.''
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Bald man:A person who has a lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.
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Doctor:I am sorry to say that the cheque you gave me has bounced back.
Patient:It is right,doctor,so has my fever.
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In the corridor of a Govt Office a sign board:
''Don't make a noise.''
Somebody added the following words:
'Otherwise,we may wake up.'
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A man who was in a car accident woke up in a hospital and asked,''Am I in heaven?''
'No dear',reassured his wife,'Don't you see I am here.'
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