A preacher's new car broke down just after his Sunday service.On Monday morning he managed to drive the vehicle to the town's one garage for repair.''I hope you'll go easy on the cost,''he told the mechanic,''After all,I'm just a poor preacher.''
''I know,''came the reply,''I heard your preach yesterday.''
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A man was dining in a restaurant with his wife and five children.Suddenly he thumped the table and said loudly,''Take your elbows off the table.''All five children immediately obeyed__as did everyone else in the restaurant.
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''You were at the point of death,''the Doctor told the patient.''What saved you was your robust constitution.''
''Well,doctor,''answered the patient,''make sure you remember that when making out my bill.''
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